Drama Ova My Camera 23rd December 2016
This was me all excited because just as I was about to leave the house I was led to where the charger is hiding. Hence the reasons I must get on with the decluttering. #MassTom has not been his usual self from yesterday. I even noticed more today that I will have to start #Womonitor him more, so he don’t #Overdose on his medication. With my OCD, of course I make sure everything is done before I left home. Lessons well learnt from another period in my life. But don’t think because Mass Tom losing his memory, he still don’t ask “where are you going?”.
Got to Currys PC World at Old Kent Road and everything is sorted for me to go choose a new camera. Man tells me I must join back of the queue, when I got back, so I said no. My turn and am waiting whilst the #Attendant ask his colleague for support and believe I was very #CorporativeandProfessional. But then he can’t find me on the #Systems and have to call up the office, and I am told #10minutes wait. The drama started when I was asked if I #Livedatanother address. I made sure not to be #Confrontational_Rude_Intimidating nor been #PassiveAggressive when I asked him how he would say I come to have the #Documentations.
He tried again to get support from another colleague and this time suggested that maybe someone tried to #BLACKLISTme… My ears begin to perk up and the nostrils start flare as I start tell myself say keep #CoolMsRatty! Next thing I hear, he can’t do anything to help me so he will have to #Copy my documents to send to the Office to get it sorted. Now I refuse to be Passive Aggressive and instead was #AssertiveNVocal in asking him if they are calling me a #Criminal. Told him I am not leaving until I get something in writing from when I came in the store blah-blah… Next thing Security Man come tell me to #Calmdown and I told him I am very calm. If it was few months prior he would be hearing nothing but #RawChaw_BadWuds of the Jamaican variety.
Told him it started #OvaDeySoeina2014, when dem cum treat me like me #JennySaville aka Jimmy saville. Me a guh deal wid all di #Organisations dat try treat me like mi a #CRIMINAL, so if dem want fi try it den me wi deal wid dem say way. Mi done contact UK government eina di #MotherCountry and nah go back a Jamaica to nuh #FundedPrison. Mi is one #MadWoman dat dem nah put nuh #StraitJacket pon. Dem nah gi mi nuh #InjectionnorMedication. Mi raise me red cap and say mek sure fi look pon mi #FaceGood. By dis time mi draw crowd and everyone falling ova demselves fi come deal wid me.
#MassJames, nice young man come and talking to me nicely like him know how we #JamaicansbehavewhenwegetBringle, but still a say some time when we complain we don’t get seen to. I #DispeltheMyth and say if I had decided to leave without opening my mouth I wouldn’t get my camera. Dem hurry up give me my camera and left the Paper works fi afters.
Moral of the Story is noBADdy nah tek mi mek #CunooMoonu nor #Prekkeh? This is the second time I am encountering this situation. Few months back got a Tax Return with information I didn’t supply from HM Revenue and Customs. Went to register online and was told they have no knowledge of me living at my address until since 2015. But stranger than fictions the Department for Work and Pensions – DWP state they have no knowledge of me. So I would like to know where I have been all this time. When me done wid dem, dem a guh know me…
Mi #Granny used fi say “Mi Kotch Up Pon EyeLash, If Dem Blink Mi Drop Off” Well a from #July2014 mi kotch up pon dem eyelashes & all now dem can’t #Dislodge me yet! So mek dem carry on…?