My Living Mentor taught me this from I was a Child & I have never forgotten it? U have to teach Ur Children the Coping Skills to get through Life! & that’s what she done with her Children because even if Luck Tend Them & they can Afford to Employ a Helper, They should know when the Work is not up to Scratch or Done Properly? I have done my Fair Share of Comma-Round, Yard-Gal, KA, etc… to guh Rinse Clothes to Wats it Knot? So at this Stage in my Life the only Yard-Gal me a guh tun again is fi my Hubby TOM! The RAD can move dem Blouse & go to France from mi as mi Old Papa used to say! Know I could devise a way not to Cuss & still get mi Argument across? Kin Teeth now dat mi get eh outa mi System!

Have this Hugh-Mung-GUS Toothache all day! Can’t help 1ndaring about my S/L? Have to see the Dentist 4 RCU on Satiday! Just recalled wat hapn when I called to mek di apptment – oh dear di Lady got di WES & totally lost me? So now I kinda sorta undastan di Difficulty wid dis Blinking HENGLISH Language! It came again to hit mi ina mi Toothache again 2day? Just Love how sum like fi hide bhind the Ignorance of having EAD Language when it suits dem! Well mi Chat Patois, English & Cuss lika Rinse Clothes Trooper when dem step pon mi Foot deliberately & want fi PDHUMK & don’t ile eh! So now am nursing my Toothache & trying 2 wuck pon my Die or Beat Dis! & in case dem 1ndaring I aint loucking any S eyeda? Me just chat eh as eh affect I!

I never did sign any Contract fi di BBH, suh me in deh under Duress! If I had a choice Me woulda get me Catapult & blinded the SnoopAS? So dem hatching a plot fi Silence me by Padlocking me Mouth like dat Bull Frog years ago in JA dat tun up a court house? But me Lips dem 2 Thick fi di Padlock fit… & Me nuh prepared fi mek nuh 1 tek wey di FREEDOM dat dem Fighters laid down there Lives for! Freedom of Speech is a must, so I’ll be forever “Emancipate Myself From Mental Slavery…” I am more likely to be running around like di John Crow pon di Coffin looking for John Brown, or tracking down my Oppressors? & me might even haffi guh contact DeLaurence fi get a likkle help fi wuk gunzo pon dem fi real!!!Me granny used to sey if Senting nuh Hot Fowl dem nuh Fly a Night, & better still if U nuh guh a Fowl Roost, Fowl cawn Shit pon U?